Step 1: buy a pair of these as part of your October "costume." Step 2: Wear these socks on Halloween. Step 3: Wear your normal, every day clothes and claim that you did, in fact, dress up. Step 4: Show off your socks, and laugh maniacally.
Material contents: 71% cotton, 28% nylon, 1% spandex.
Care instructions: Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low.