Enter the Blundstone Contest
Well, if pizza fits your macros, why not? Don't cut pizza out of your life, just cut up two smaller slices and call it a day.
Fits women's shoe size 5-10.
Material contents: 54% cotton, 44% nylon, 2% spandex.
Care instructions: Machine Wash Cold, Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron, do not dry clean.