Men's I Fucking Love It Out Here

If a tree falls in a forest, does it make a sound, or do all the other trees make fun of it for being so clumsy?

Fits men's shoe size 7-12, and women's shoe size 9+.

Material contents: 57% cotton, 41% nylon, 2% spandex.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.